CALL MY BUTT OUT

[perfectplaces]

more options tba. any kind of prompt!

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TFLN - REGENE

[purplerein]

1. We'll see. Don't give yourself an erection of false hope.
2. Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
3. I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
4. I had one glass of wine, then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having an infinite-life crisis.
5. You are the best. Or at least adequate for tempering my unholy desires.

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[vedaandme]

Well, someone has to.